A Prayer for the Stressed

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept, 
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Friday

And help me to remember...
When I am having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.